Thursday, May 5, 2011
Crazy In A Good Way
This is a totally superficial post addressing Jean Michel Jarre as an enchanting and attractive man.
I've looked at the dates. Jean Michel was 23 when I was born, which makes him a contemporary of my parents.
Appreciating Jean Michel as a devastatingly sexy man is easy as long as I don't think about my parents.
Besides, 23 years older is way too old, right? It's a crazy fantasy.
And then I started checking out the dates on the women he's been linked to.
Charlotte Rampling is 2 years older than Jean Michel, so nothing earth-shattering.
But...Isabelle Adjani was born in 1960. So she's 11 years older than me and 12 years younger than Jean Michel. In other words, he's not adverse to fishing in a younger pond.
And this is the kicker. Jean Michel has been linked to the irritatingly beautiful Marie Drucker. She was born in 1974 and is therefore 3 years younger than me!
I'm not sure why this is funny to me, but I've been laughing pretty hard.
I've looked at the dates. Jean Michel was 23 when I was born, which makes him a contemporary of my parents.
Appreciating Jean Michel as a devastatingly sexy man is easy as long as I don't think about my parents.
Besides, 23 years older is way too old, right? It's a crazy fantasy.
And then I started checking out the dates on the women he's been linked to.
Charlotte Rampling is 2 years older than Jean Michel, so nothing earth-shattering.
But...Isabelle Adjani was born in 1960. So she's 11 years older than me and 12 years younger than Jean Michel. In other words, he's not adverse to fishing in a younger pond.
And this is the kicker. Jean Michel has been linked to the irritatingly beautiful Marie Drucker. She was born in 1974 and is therefore 3 years younger than me!
I'm not sure why this is funny to me, but I've been laughing pretty hard.
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